Recently a friend gave me a pair of pants.
I wore them. To a social at church.
Nat said he didn't care about them. Which is normally his answer re: clothes. When I ask him what I should wear to something he normally tells me I should go naked. Meaning he is rarely any help in that department.
My sister said (thanks for letting me know Erika), in the nicest way, "Those aren't the most flattering pants on you".
Then a few women throughout the night lovingly asked me if I was pregnant. Which I'm not. One even gave my tummy a gentle rub (Angela, if you think it's weird for people to touch your tummy when you're pregnant, its even weirder when they touch your tummy when you're not).
Conclusion? I won't wear those pants again.
And I won't post a photo.