1. I missed my nap today. I feel like I could fall asleep at any moment and it's not even 8pm.
2. We watched The Vow a while back. I found the premise so sad, that for the next 24 hours I would start crying if I thought about it for too hard. And I don't even really like Channing Tatum.
3. I don't have much patience for reading at the moment. As we speak (or as I type) I'm having to concentrate desperately to keep my eyes from glazing over (see point 1). But in general I have a few books on the to-read list and a super fun book club waiting for me to finally turn up (I went to the launch meeting and none since) and I just can't do it. Attention span = zilch.
4. Tonight at a kindy dinner a woman came up to me, rubbed my belly and said "You're getting so big!" These are the first words she's ever spoken to me. Then she said "Wow, when are you due?". If you don't remember I'm due in October. Which means I'm only about half way (a few weeks over). Do you know what she said next?
"Oh I feel sorry for you."
This woman is a mother herself (of one). You'd think she would have a better repertoire of Things To Say To Pregnant Women. She's lucky I don't get offended easily and can't think much further than my eyelids.
If you were me, and in addition had a quick wit (because I really don't), what sort of zinger would you have thrown her way?
Because being only half way, I am BOUND to have this opportunity come up again.